Friday, December 24, 2010

Lessons I Learned While Christmas Shopping

1) Beware of the Target toy aisles... Marching flourescent frogs and harried shopping carts will trample you!

2) By far, the most entertaining experience at Borders is waiting in line. Afterall, the "line aisle" (for lack of a better term) is the only location in the store where you can find the little boxes of magnetic structures that repel eachother. The fun here? You can bounce and flip them off each other, of course! Sure to cure any and all line boredom (shhh!). :)
3) In the hustle and bustle of holiday traffic, one should not follow a County Connection bus too closely, especially when its lights begin flashing. You may never get home...

4) Even if your merry, Santa hat clad cashier acknowledges your coupon, do not count on them actually using it. In the holiday rush, they may forget--and it's not fun getting back into a line 40 people long!

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